Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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