She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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