just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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