is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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