just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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