My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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