i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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