I'm lost and stupid without you.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Randomize
