That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
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