Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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