You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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