I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
His hands were made for my vagina.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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