okay pat passed out under dana's car
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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