Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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