what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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