Having a random hookup so left but love u
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize