More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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