Duck Duck Cougar?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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