I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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