5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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