I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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