if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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