How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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