"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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