it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize