I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
This toilet bowl is my home.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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