they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
do nipples grow back?
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