Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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