Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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