I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm just crazy horny about you
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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