love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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