Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
