Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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