Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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