I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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