Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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