he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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