I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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