Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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