Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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