that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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