Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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