The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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