My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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