"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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