The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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