white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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