the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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