I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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