i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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