Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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