My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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