guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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